Guy Robots Secretly Plot The Invasion of Earth
By James Grahame
Each unique Guy Robot is hand crafted from bits and pieces rescued from aviation surplus suppliers, auto salvage yards, microwave equipment recyclers, plumbing and refrigeration parts bins and even the neighbor's appealing trash.
Their creator Rich Muller insists, "Guy Robots are not toys: they do not walk or talk or give legal advice. They are not dangerous and will not bite, kick, pinch, or emit ozone. Guy Robots will not -- unless repeatedly provoked -- harass your dog or cat. They are unique pieces of handcrafted art, meant to be enjoyed visually and displayed prominently. While requiring only minimal care and feeding, your Guy Robot is guaranteed to provoke discussion, spark new ideas, and generally contribute good vibrations to your life."
We all know the truth, though -- these little guys have their transceivers focused completely on world domination. Each Guy Robot comes complete with a little back-story to deceive its human owner. Prices range from $500 to $1475 for Ollie, an 11" tall 'bot built to take heaps of imaginary abuse.