Casio Revamps The Calculator Watch
By James Grahame
Oh, Casio. You've given such joy to millions of geeks around the globe with decades of nerdy calculator watches. But we've moved on. We no longer trot around sporting pocket protectors and taped glasses. Nope, these days we opt for a smartphone or two clipped to our belt and laser surgery to eliminate the Coke bottle glasses. Unfortunately, this makes us virtually indistinguishable from the gormless brain snails in the marketing department. Something had to be done!
It's a good thing you had the stylish DBC32 Databank series up your sleeve to set us apart. True, half of them look like they escaped from a box of Froot Loops, but how can we resist a 25-page databank, 5 multi-function text alarms, a 10-year battery and a whopping 8 digits of calculating precision? Street prices start under $25, available now.