Terrific Typewriter Titillation
By James Grahame
Instructions: Insert paper. Press key with moderate force. Giggle with glee as letter magically appears. Repeat. Try pressing several keys simultaneously. Pry apart jammed type bars while muttering quietly. Repeat ad nauseam.
The biggest challenge, of course, is selecting the perfect typewriter. The Vintage Typewriter Shoppe offers dozens of beautifully restored machines. Prices start at a modest $250, but expect to pay two or three times that for a really nice machine.
