The Ultimate Barhopping Accessory?
By James Grahame
Ladies, this just isn't a good idea. On the surface, the $44.95 Yubz phone handset might seem like a clever icebreaker for wallflower types. While you're bound to get dozens of free girlie drinks with little umbrellas, you'll also have to suffer countless deliveries of "Hey sweetie, wanna try my handset for size?" from the kind of guy who still lives in his grandma's basement.
As our office pep chant goes, "Just say no to fake retro!"