The Hippie Cutting Board Is Telling Me To Lose A Few
Okay, cutting board. I know that I could stand to drop a couple of pounds, but do you have to be so cute & smug about it? What's with taking on the look and feel of protest march posters? What was originally an emotional outpouring of objection to the Vietnam War becomes "protest flab"? Do you think you're funny, cutting board?
Actually it's hard to figure out what year you're from. I can't imagine that you're from the 60's. It wouldn't have been cute yet to take on the hallmark of those "filthy hippies", right? Perhaps you're from the early 70's. By then, it wasn't just activist types sending these kinds of messages. You saw these sorts of parody sentiments on "Laugh In" for crying out loud. Never laughed at "Laugh In" (mostly I just cried out loud), I should hasten to mention. Maybe because the show was about as funny as a cutting board with hippie protest phrases on it. Hey, cutting board... where are you going? I'm talking to you!
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