Your Future Wife #2
We're all looking for love, that mysterious and vexing connection between two people. When you don't know what you're looking for, maybe your best bet is to follow the guidance of a 1935 Exhibit Card vending machine. If the wife we predicted for you last time didn't pan out, how about this one?
"Your future wife will be an heiress, one of society's spoiled and pampered daughters and disgustingly rich. She will be the life of every party, but she knows nothing about darning your socks or sewing on buttons. Your toes will stick through the holes in your socks, and you will wear nails in your supporters to keep your trousers up, and she will make you love it. One little society socialite will grace your home."
©1935 Ex. Sup. Co. Chgo. made in U.S.A.
It looks like they had Paris Hiltons 80 years ago too, eh?