A zillion years after its 1950 introduction, the iconic VW hippie van is still rolling off the production line in Brazil.

The US Library of Congress has partnered with the immensely popular flickr photo sharing site.

From The Earth To The Moon' was an HBO series that dramatized NASA's efforts to put a man on the moon.

June 05, 2009

The Ultimate Pizza Box Is Finally Delivered

I hate to start off with a cliche like this, but I really admire "out of the box" thinking - especially when it's something so deucedly clever that someone should have thought of it before. Here in Chicago, pizza is practically a food group on its own. You'd think there would have been an improvement on pizza box technology before now.

Here's a video of the Green Box, the Transformers of the pizza box world. Witness how a few clever die cuts can make this mundane object many times more useful. Now to put that sort of creativity into that whole saving the world thing...

May 26, 2009

Ferris Bueller's Ferrari House For Sale

Bueller

Here's your chance to own a piece of cinematic history - the location where Ferris Bueller's pal Cameron accidentally sent his father's prized Ferrari plunging through a picturesque plate glass window into the ravine below.

"The Ben Rose Home - site of the famous movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off." Cantilevered over the ravine, these two steel and glass buildings - which can never be duplicated - have incredible vistas of the surrounding woods. This is a unique property designed by A. James Speyer and David Haid, both notable architects of the 20th Century."

These magnificent examples of mid-century minimalism (that's an exterior shot of the garage on the left) can be yours for only $2,300,000, or $433.96 per square foot.

370 Beech Street, Highland Park, IL [via Cory O'Brien]
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Ferrari Scenes [YouTube]

April 28, 2009

10 Year Old Sony Comic Book Phone Already Forgotten

They should use this phone on 'Heroes'.

This is a low-priced phone from about 1999. It's a simple little Sony that still works and sounds great. The phone came in a lot of chic colors with a sprinkling of style, all for $20. I just found this comic book inspired version at a thrift for a buck, which is even more stylish than the one I already have at home. Great for a retro house, but here's what's weird. I could find no record of it on the internet.

Doesn't smell like tangerines, unfortunately... Something that came out in 1999 isn't on the net? There's barely a record of the regular models of the IT-B3 phone online, let alone this specialty pop art number. Not that it's super important to have the internet act as a catalog of every piece of plastic drek that's ever been, but it does bring a point to mind.

I meet a lot of people these days who rely on the internet instead of simply remembering things on their own. Know someone like that? How many people have told you that their palmtop has replaced their brain, even for remembering the simplest things? I even have a friend who doesn't know her own phone number - she has to call my phone so we can both figure it out from the caller ID.

 I guess that I'm a Luddite for harboring a fear of over-reliance on technology, but what am I supposed to think when my friends can't remember Secret code might open the Batcave.something easy like calculating a tip? The internet isn't a perfect snapshot of facts or recent history. "Old media" like newspapers and TV aren't perfect either, but in my circle it seems like folks honor a Google search as if it were a message from the Oracle at Delphi. The hazardous bit that people seem to forget is that the Oracle would often answer truthfully without giving a true answer.

I guess that's why we're here. At Retro Thing we help the internet remember those forgotten bits of crucial information, old & not so old. We even help people remember fun things like (deep breath, now...) 10 year old comic book inspired phones that still work well and sound plenty good for $20.

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April 24, 2009

Garbage Bag Maker Offers Wine Glasses On The Side

'That wine looks an awful lot like bourbon, sweetheart...'  
It's always interesting when an established brand decides to cast their net a little wider. It seems like every few years a consultant comes into the boardroom and advises that firm to diversify - and then a few years later another consultant comes in and insists they consolidate. The result is brands that are scattered int he marketplace, applied to products that might not be terribly related to that brand's core values...

I joked about this tendency to try to broaden brand influence when I was interviewed by The Brand Show a while back. I joked that brand names are being slung around and remixed so much, that it won't be long before we have Tidy Cat toothpaste. Let's hope that some slick consultant doesn't one day fly an idea that rotten, but someone really shellacked Mobil Chemical when convincing them to manufacture disposable wine glasses. So what fine brand is on this box of thrifty plastic vessels for an evening's sophisticated sipping? Hefty.Elegant AND disposable? Wow... pour me another one, Earl!

TV commercials used to chant the toughness of their famous plastic garbage bags - "Hefty, Hefty, Hefty". Probably not the quality paramount in wine glass selection. Sure, we live in a disposable culture, but is it too much to ask that we celebrate the vino that we serve our guests with a bit more panache? Then again, having a few plastic flutes on hand when ham-fisted drinkers show up with some Two Buck Chuck might keep Grandma's crystal safe for another generation.

Fortunately the box does recommend reusing the glasses, so that's at least one mark in their favor. Still I can't shake the Hefty name, even if they print in mauve to look classier. I feel like these glasses are tailor-made for me to have some elegant refreshment next time I take my trash down to the curb.

Sorry marketing consultants. Next time I'm having a snort of White Zin out of my plasti-glass, all I'll be thinking about is that the eventual destiny of my "crystal" will be... wait for it... a Hefty bag. Makes ya think, don't it?

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April 22, 2009

Earth Day - Prospects Of Incandescent Bulbs Looking Dim

The "Uncle Fester" model...

The light bulb has been with us for some 130 years. There have been changes and tweaks along the way, but for the most part the basic design has remained more or less the same. Whether you're lighting up a room, or cooking a brownie in an Easy Bake Oven, it's no exaggeration to say that the low cost and relative efficiency of the light bulb has shaped our modern world in myriad ways. There is a relatively recent spotlight on one of the costs of the light bulb, the cost to our environment.

That's math even I can understand. The last few years have seen a flurry of development in new sources of illumination. Multi LED arrays and Compact Fluorescent Lights provide the same amount of light at much lower wattages. There is a distinct push toward worldwide adoption of these new light sources. More and more countries have laws on the books that will eventually outlaw (yes, they're really using the word "outlaw") certain wattages of conventional light bulbs in a global effort to reduce pollution.

'Use more electricty!' says the bulb-shaped birdie. Many large retailers are celebrating Earth Day by giving out free CFL lights. Others are partnering with municipal power providers to discount these new bulbs to speed mainstream adoption of these new light sources, and it appears to be working.  It also puts me in mind of a similar conservation and thrift minded partnership that came before...

In the past, local power companies offered a sort of "light bulb club". Subscribers paid for bulbs as part of their electric bill, and were entitled to pick up an allotment of bulbs at local shops. The idea was to save consumers money while encouraging them to use lower wattage bulbs (some were odd wattages I'd never seen before.  A 41 watt bulb?). Or you could be like my boss at my high school job who squeezed the maximum number of light bulbs possible out of the service. The large number of light bulbs pictured came from just such a hoarder, but let's get back to talking about today.

From my casual observation, consumers are accepting of these new bright spots in their lives. The high initial cost is quickly offset by a real savings on the monthly electric bill. The only down sides I see are the clinical bluish cast of such lights.  I prefer the warm tones of an incandescent, especially for photography. Also there is a small quantity of mercury in I'm sure there's a 77 watter in there too somewhere...CFL lights. Not enough to be harmful if one breaks, but worth keeping out of the ground. Fortunately many retailers are taking CFL bulbs back for safe disposal and to recycle the electronics within the fixture.

 As time goes on, more advanced versions of these alternative light sources will hopefully be a bit more sympathetic to the eye. The outlawing of incandescents in the future excludes low wattage and decorative bulbs, so you'll still be able to enjoy dimmable romantic mood lighting when the spirit strikes. There's no need to run out and replace your Christmas tree strings and night lights. The laws are intended to move the bulk of day-to-day illumination to more environmentally responsible alternatives.

Looks like Edison also invented the Tootsie Pop. It's a marvel that a modern incandescent bulb still has a lot in common with those of Edison (and the many forgotten inventors and patent holders that got there before him, but that's another story). As we move on to new sources of light, I hope that no matter what moebius strip shaped device we screw into a light socket, we'll still call it a "bulb" as a bit of a tribute. Why not? After all we still "dial" a phone on a keypad - and we don't call its ring an "electronic chirp". As we move toward more environmentally responsible light sources, let's not forget to admire the simplicity of the cheap and reliable incandescent bulbs that made so much more possible for our entire planet for so long.

Learn more about CFL lights at U.S. gov't Energy Star site
LampRecycle.org

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March 31, 2009

Exploded Atari 2600 T-Shirts

Hint: Flip upside-down before removing screws.

Exploded diagrams are always things of great beauty, especially when they present vintage 8-bit console guts. This $17 American Apparel tee features a glorious 2-color screen print that measures 9.5 x 7.5 inches. Want.

Exploded 2600 Clothing

March 27, 2009

Attack Of The Giant Vinyl Atari Cartridges

Check out the shag!

These 2-foot tall sewn, vinyl game cartridges based on classic Atari games will be shown at Giant Robot San Francisco's "Game Over/Continue?" The opening reception is tonight between 6:30 & 10 pm @ 618 Shrader Street. The exhibit runs through April 15, 2009.

Activision Tennis... in vinyl  Snaggelina tells us, "The impact and inspiration of videogames will be represented through a wide assortment of styles and genres provided by top artists in the fields of illustration, painting, sewing, and indie comics. In addition, the Artxgame collective, a collaboration of Attract Mode and Giant Robot, is developing four custom videogames. These exclusive games will be available for play at the show's opening."

March 26, 2009

The Ultimate Barhopping Accessory?

Yubz, indeed.

Ladies, this just isn't a good idea. On the surface, the $44.95 Yubz phone handset might seem like a clever icebreaker for wallflower types. While you're bound to get dozens of free girlie drinks with little umbrellas, you'll also have to suffer countless deliveries of "Hey sweetie, wanna try my handset for size?" from the kind of guy who still lives in his grandma's basement.

As our office pep chant goes, "Just say no to fake retro!"

March 09, 2009

Space-Age Circus Peanuts Still Viable?

Our friend Pea Hix has been busy. Perhaps you know him as the omnipotent oracle of the Optigan; a bizarre keyboard created by a division of Mattel as a cheap Mellotron. We also know Pea as a denizen of thrifts and estate sales, and his latest find is the star of his take on those persistent YouTube "unboxing" videos. Instead of cracking open yet another cell phone, Pea is breaking the seal on a box of circus peanuts that was vacuum packed in the 1960's. Will the space-age silvery innards have kept the peanuts fresh for more than four decades? Will he actually dare to eat one?

As a bonus, Pea includes a few minutes of audio from an advertising agency LP. Their client? Circus peanuts! I love old radio ads like these... it is one of the few things that I actually collect. It's always amazed me how those round-toned 1960's voice talent guys manage to be really pushy and really friendly at the same time.

[thanks Matrix!]

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March 02, 2009

General Mills Cereal Goes Retro

Silly rabbit, Trix is going retro!

Here's a sight for sore eyes. General Mills is rolling out retro-style cereal packaging in major chains throughout the USA. The pseudo-vintage boxes include the likes of Lucky Charms, Honey Nut Cheerios, Cocoa Puffs, Kix, Wheaties and even Golden Grahams.

Old and new

The sparse, simple design is no doubt intended to evoke a feeling of nostalgia for simpler times. Ahh. I'd forgotten how much I missed the 1973 OPEC oil crisis, Watergate and the Great Recession of 1981. Thanks, General Mills.

General Mills Retro Cereal Boxes [The DieLine via @peterkirn]

February 26, 2009

Wonder Sauna Hot Pants

So that's where Dune got the idea?

This was someone's idea of a good idea. I can't say that I immediately latch onto the science of these inflatey pantaloons, but I guess the idea is that the unpleasant suffocation of your nethers somehow leads to weight loss. Let's ignore the Stockholm Syndrome Smiles of our product models, instead investigating some of the box's claims.  How can you "slenderize exactly where you want" when the pants are designed to moosh and bake you primarily in the Bermuda shorts region?

Can we turn to the NHL ripoff logo for any reassurance? It's the logo for the Amateur Athletic Union, a century old organization that determined amateur status for athletes. The presence of the logo sanctions the use of the Sauna Pants by tubby people with an eye on the Olympics. If you are turning to these plastic PJ's to warm up your chances at glory, it might be a little early to go for the gold.

How did we ever make it out of the 70's? Speaking of gold, there is a great Monty Python sketch featuring golden "Trim Jeans". They sponsored "Trim Jeans Theater Presents" which among other things enabled you "to enjoy the poetry of T. S. Eliot whilst losing unsightly tummy bulge". Imagine a new version of "Treasure Island" where the cast have donned golden sauna pants to lose inches off their hips, thighs, and buttocks. I guess that it's no surprise that even back in the 70's, inflatable sauna pants were just as ridiculous as now.

In the absence of any scientific studies, here are a few ideas of how the sauna pants might actually help you lose weight:

1. Wearing this precludes any sort of public eating. Ever.
2. When fully inflated, you can't fit down the cookie aisle.
3. I'm still fat, but my hemorrhoids feel great!
4. Color blind wolves may think you're wearing a skirt made of giant sausages, and eat you before anyone sees how fat you are.

Losing weight is hard, so please remember that no matter what your slimming regimen, refrain from using your fitness pants as a flotation device.

February 25, 2009

Another Sparkfun Rotary Mobile Phone

Basic black
Sparkfun's new mobile phone will get you noticed. The Blue Rotary ($249.95) includes a Bluetooth module that works with any phone supporting the ubiquitous hands-free protocol (Crackberries, iFones and the like). The functional rotary dial guarantees blisters and repetitive stress injuries while texting and the original ringer will probably scare the bejesus out of anyone born after 1985.
Naked Sparkfone
The hefty 6000mAh Lithium-Polymer battery pack provides 30 hours of standby, while the built-in fast charger promises to get you back on the road in under 2 hours. Of course, when the set is charging it's tethered to the wall just like my $2 garage sale Western Electric Model 500. Still, I'd love to take one of these on the train just to see how people react when it rings.

Bluetooth® Portable Rotary Phone [via technabob]

February 19, 2009

The Real Video Toaster

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I've held back from writing about the Video Toaster, an astonishing bit of video tech from the early 90's. It was a $5000 card that snapped into an Amiga computer, suddenly transforming the machine into a video studio powerhouse replacing tens of thousands of dollars worth of specialized gear. The Toaster turned the world on its ear, and not just because of its oddball name. We'll talk about that another time - right now I want to talk about a real video toaster... one that makes potentially yummy toast.

Remember how upset you got when your kid jammed his PBJ into your VCR? No more! Faced with a nation full of junked VCR's in the shadow of the DTV transition, it's only natural to seek out new uses for the hulking carcasses of video recorders. A crafter named Lemonie has posted a set of directions on the Instructables site for those of you who may also want to create a video toaster of your own. The fact that it sears "VHS" into the toast is just perfect. Now if only the program timer could make sure that you have toast ready in time to catch the classic Trek episode "Bread and Circuses".

Build your own video toaster by following these step by step instructions [via Hack a Day]

January 13, 2009

hangUP Retro Gaming Coat Hooks

Hooked

Dan Rees writes, "As an avid reader of Retro Thing, I was wondering if our new coat hooks might be of interest to you. Designed to appeal to the old-skool arcade masses. They are soon to be released into the wild for sale on our site."

When not fiddling with retro coat hooks, Dan builds exquisite surface tension arcade tables. Starting at £2,999, these modern coffee table arcade units are guaranteed to put a smile on the youthful-yet-sallow face of even the most crestfallen Web 2.x CEO.

New surface tension arcade coat hooks

January 12, 2009

Somnus 5 Sleep System Mystery

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There was a time in the late 70's when my parents joined the health food craze that was spreading across the U.S. Not only was the pantry stocked with unusual food (I distinctly remember canned celery that was preserved in some kind of seawater – you'll never need Ipecac again), but the mail brought tons of catalogs with strange gadgets. The microchip revolution didn't just make computers and personal electronics possible, it also enabled crackpot pseudo-scientific devices that made outlandish and unverified claims.

Conx I don't know if the Somnus 5 falls into that particular category because so far I haven't figured out what in the heck it is. It's a “sleep system”, and my knowledge of Latin tells me that the “somn-” prefix is also sleep related. There is a single AC plug, and then two cords with Molex-type connectors on the end - all three have screw-type fuses. I'm purely guessing here - perhaps these led to speakers? This is “Somnus 5”, so I guess that Somnus 1 through 4 were keeping the developer up nights until he figured out number five here...

The bottom bears date stamps from 1980 and '81, and the rest looks typical of electronics of the era. The front panel is a piece of red plastic so you can sight the electronics inside. There is a clock/alarm/timer setup that's easy enough to figure out, as well as a “snooze” button that no sleepy person is ever going to be able find, but that's still not the mystery.

Knobs Six knobs on the right size of the cabinet are divided by “Pulse Control” (complete with blinking LED) and “Pulsewave Design”.  “Design” has knobs for frequency, contrast, symmetry, and interval. “Pulsewave Control” has two knobs to control frequency and intensity. Sounds like the edit controls on a synthesizer, and I'm guessing that the sound you create is what the countdown timer is for. Do these controls let you manipulate white noise or maybe a sine wave? The timer gives you an hour of operation – perhaps the custom sound you create is supposed to help you fall asleep?

I haven't been able to coax any sound out of the unit, though I can get the little pulse control light to oscillate at different speeds, so I'm guessing that something is going on in there. I've got to imagine that this was part of a very spendy system with “special” speakers and everything. Of course we don't really have a Federal Board of Sleep that I know of, so these guys probably could have made whatever claims they wanted.  I don't know about you, but having a machine hissing at me next to my bed is unlikely to help me get a good night's sleep.

Somnus_banner

Anyone out there have any ideas what this could really be for?

Update: The mystery is solved thanks to our reader Kim Perry "My parents had this device. It was connected to their water bed mattress. The water bed had these round circular baffles and the pulse was supposed to help you get to sleep because of the rhythms of the pulse. Sorry if I'm not explaining it perfectly, but as soon as I saw this on the site I remembered my parent's bed." Thanks to Kim for even more proof that we have the best readers in the world.

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