Your Future Wife

"Your future wife will be a stenographer, blonde, beautiful, and just dumb enough to fall in love with you, but smart enough to keep two jumps ahead of you. She is used to dictation - but not from you. She will willingly exchange her notebook for your bankbook. As she doesn't like changing and also doesn't know anything about washing, you will be kept busy hanging up towels, and changing your four little carbon copies."

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